The continuum

"My existence is a continuum, so I've been what I am at each point in the implied time period." -Sheldon
"Your just coitus'ing with me now aren't you" -Penny

True love or bread?

What is better - finding true love or a simple bread?

What is better than finding true love?
Nothing.
But a slice of bread is better than nothing,
So a slice of bread is better than finding true love... 0.o????

Hard to be water...

曾經滄海難為水，除卻巫山不是雲.


(wiki actually had an entry for this 0.o???)

Divine Mission

A highly devoted priest was in peril of losing his church unless a miracle happened, so one of his faithful followers decided to fake a miracle to save the church. The follower succeeded and the church was saved. The priest realized this was no miracle and eventually uncovered the truth, thus approached the follower and asked why he did this. The follower replied
"I feel it was my mission in life to save this church as it is your mission in life to spread God's word".
The priest replied
"Maybe it was my mission in life to lose this church so I could save you."

Liars in agreement.

9 out of 10 liars agree the 10th one would not lie.

The Right Time

"The time is always right to do what is right", Martin Luther King Jr.

Life's Good

Life's good can't complain, but if you did who would be listening?

Dirty Wings

When your wings are dirty, will rain be the answer?

Feeling good

When you feel good, you do better and when you do better, you feel good. It's a joyful cycle that ripples one's life.

Thinking what it means

“You keep using that word… I don’t think it means what you think it means.”
-Inigo Montoya in The Princess Bride-